I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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