I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize