I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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