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(310): View more from California

Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.

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(702): View more from Nevada

omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.

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(806): View more from Texas

That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

bloody. ill be home soon.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

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(517): View more from Michigan

my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey

(1-316): View more from Kansas

It’s a holiday tradition at this point

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