Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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