What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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