so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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