exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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