We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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