Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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