Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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