I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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