what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
