North Korea, Best Korea!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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