well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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