is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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