and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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