how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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