He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
