its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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