There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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