It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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