everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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