Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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