Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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