i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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