A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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