I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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