chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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