Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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