super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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