we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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