I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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