Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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