at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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