maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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