Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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