I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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