So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I cut my penus on the lid.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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