I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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