Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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