Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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