Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander