after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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