Moan for me like Helen Keller
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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