You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just puked most of my soul out..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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