Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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