Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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