I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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