Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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