where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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