She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize