And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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