That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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