Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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