More tranny stories later!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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